Husband-man has weighed in

He refuses to be referred to as "husband-man" because that's "retarded"...and not unlike an unhappy two year old, threw a tantrum and demanded to be called "hot pants." See, I'm already equipped to deal with babies...just give them whatever they want to shut them up. So yes, husband-man will now called "hot pants" exclusively.

Before I go, I leave you with this little gem:



Babies love Hot Pants.